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Bumper Stickers

$2.00 each

How to Order Bumperstickers:

Email

Email your bumpersticker order to earthhouse@earthlink.net with 'order' in subject line and include the following info:

  • item number and quantity of each bumpersticker (you may want to include a few second choices in case some are out of stock)
  • desired shipping option (see chart below)
  • your full name
  • complete mailing address
  • phone number
  • email
  • type of credit card, credit card number and expiration date

We will email you with an order confirmation or questions.

Call

Call us directly (Monday - Saturday 10am to 6pm EST or Sunday 12pm to 5pm EST) at 508-240-0257 with the above information ready.

Minimum total bumpersticker order: 3

Sticker Shipping Options:

 3-5 stickers  $2.00  First Class Mail - shipped folded
 3-10 stickers  $3.00  First Class Mail - shipped flat
 any quantity  $5.00  Priority Mail with Delivery Confirmation - small flat rate box

(Actual color and style of the sticker available may vary from the image shown.)

Education Bumperstickers

  •  ED-1 - Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix
 
  •  ED-2 - It'll be a great day when the schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber
 
  •  ED-3 - Honor Teachers  TEMP. OUT OF STOCK
 
  •  ED-4 - Teach your children well
 
  •  ED-5 - Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
 
  •  ED-6- It's easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
 
  •  ED-7 - Send our kids to college not Iraq! 
 
  •  ED-8 - The best way to predict the future is to help create it.
 
  •  ED-9 - Fight prime time...Read a book
 
  •  ED-10 - Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.  None but ourselves can free our minds. - Bob Marley 
 
  •  ED-11 - Speak your mind even if your voice shakes. - Maggie Kuhn 
 
  •  ED-12 - The most violent element in society is ignorance. - Emma Goldman
 
  •  ED-13 - We got so much intelligence we can't afford education (in small letters across bottom "CIA Budget: $34 Billion a year and rising.  Good enemies don't come cheap.")
 
  •  ED-14- Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.- Albert Einstein 
 
  •  ED-15 - Look closely at the present you are constructing: it should look like the future you are dreaming. - Alice Walker 
 
  •  ED-16 - The more you know the less you need - Aborigine saying 
 
  •  ED-17 - Minds are like parachutes...They only function when open!
 
  •  ED-18 - Is that what they told you to think?
 
  •  ED-19 - I love my public library
 

Environment Bumperstickers

  •  EN-1 - Man did not weave the web of life. He is merely a strand in it. What he does to it he does to himself. - Chief Seattle
 
  •  EN-2 - Plants & animals disappear to make room for your fat ass
 
  •  EN-3 - Earth (in die-cut oval shape) 
 
  •  EN-4 - Treehugger 
 
  •  EN-5 - Global Warming - Do You Believe Yet?
 
  •  EN-6 - Protect our future by recycling today 
 
  •  EN-7 - Humans aren't the only species on Earth - We just act like it
 
  •  EN-8 - Teach respect for the Earth and all living creatures
 
  •  EN-9 - Consume less Share more
 
  •  EN-10 - Keep your butt in your car. The Earth is not your ashtray
 
  •  EN-11 - The Earth does not belong to us. We belong to the Earth. - Chief Seattle 
 
  •  EN-12 - Love your mother
 
  •  EN-13 -   Eat organic (Listen, no one ever claimed that organic food was more nutritious...don't make it sound dumb to want unpoisoned food.  Sheesh!)
 
  •  EN-14 - Live simply that others may simply live
 
  •  EN-15 - Reduce-Reuse-Recycle-Restore
 
  •  EN-16 - Darwin evolving fish
 
  •  EN-17 - Go vegetarian
 
  •  EN-18 - If people insist on living as if there's no tomorrow, there really won't be one. - Kurt Vonnegut
 
  •  EN-19 - Be kind to animals - Don't eat them
 
  •  EN-20 -  Go vegan
 
  •  EN-21 - People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
 
  •  EN-22 - In every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations. - Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
 
  •  EN-23 - Think Globally - Act Locally
 
  •  EN-24 - We could have saved the Earth, but we were too damned cheap. - Kurt Vonnegut
 
  •  EN-25 - Support Local Organic Farmers
 
  • EN-26 - Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Respect
  • EN-27 - Rethink Nuclear Energy
  • EN-28 - Oil Spills Are A Crude Awakening, Support Renewables

Peace Bumperstickers

  •  P-1 - Peace (with symbols)
 
  •  P-2 - Trillion Dollar Wars - Who needs healthcare?
 
  •  P-3 - Blessed are the Peacemakers
 
  •  P-4 - Iraq/n
 
  •  P-5 - Join the army: Travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual  people and kill them.
 
  •  P-6 - The pioneers of a warless world are the youth who refuse military service. - Albert Einstein
 
  •  P-7 - You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein
 
  •  P-8 - Imagine all the people living life in peace
 
  •  P-9 - Support Our Troops - Bring Them Home Now
 
  •  P-10 - You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one - John Lennon
 
  •  P-11 - Coexist
 
  •  P-12 - Peace sign (4 1/2" square)
 
  •  P-13 - I'm Anti-War and I vote!
 
  •  P-14 - There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people. - Howard Zinn 
 
  •  P-15 - No justice, no peace. Know justice, know peace.
 
  •  P-16 - End the Cycle of Violence - War Will Not Create Peace & Security
 
  •  P-17 - Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
 
  •  P-18 - It's become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity. - Albert Einstein
 
  •  P-19 - An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind - Gandhi
 
  •  P-20 - It's hard to convince people that you're killing them for their own good. - Molly Ivins
 
  •  P-21 - When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
 
  •  P-22 - We need a Department of Peace
 
  • P-23 - I would no more teach children military training than teach them arson, robbery or assassination. - Eugene V. Debs
  • P-24 - Peace cannot be kept by force.  It can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Health Care/ Reproductive Rights/ Families Bumperstickers

  •  HC-1 - Hatred is not a family value 
 
  •   HC-2 - Every mother is a working woman 
 
  •   HC-3 - Praise the children and they will blossom 
 
  •  HC-4 - I hope laughter is the best medicine - it's all I can afford!
 
  •   HC-5 - Men who change diapers change the world 
 
  •  HC-6 -  All I want is the same healthcare plan that members of Congress have.
 
  •   HC-7 - Affordable health care for everyone - Single payer health care 
 
  •  HC-8 - Gay marriage doesn't scare me - No healthcare does! 
 
  •   HC-9 - Trillion dollar wars - Who needs healthcare? 
 
  •  HC-10 - I'm sick of living without national health insurance! 
 
  •   HC-11 - Ask your doctor if medical advice from a television commercial is right for you.
 
  •  HC-12 - Healthcare for people - not for profit
 
  •  HC-13 - Let's cure AIDS 
 
  •  HC-14 - Keep your laws off my body 
 
  •  HC-15 - Motherhood by choice not chance 
 
  • HC-16 - Choice 
 
  •  HC-17 - Against abortion?  Don't have one! 
 
  •  HC-18 - If you can't trust me with a choice how can you trust me with a child? 
 
  •   HC-19 -  Support Family Planning
 
  •   HC-20 - Condoms are easier to change than diapers! 
 
   
 

Feminist Bumperstickers

  •  F-1 - God created Adam, saw his mistake & created Eve
 
  •  F-2 - They are not hot flashes...They're power surges
 
  •  F-3 - Every mother is a working woman
 
  •  F-4 - Real women drive trucks
 
  •  F-5 - Thelma & Louise live! 
 
  •  F-6 - Wild women don't get the blues 
 
  •  F-7 - Well-behaved women seldom make history - Laura Thatcher Ulrich
 
  •  F-8 - Eve was framed
 
  •  F-9 - Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only backwards and in high heels
 
  •  F-10 -  Feminism is the radical notion that women are people
 
  •  F-11 -  Towanda! TEMP. OUT OF STOCK
 
  •  F-12 - Change how you see, not how you look
 
  •  F-13 - Adam was a rough draft 
 
  •  F-14 - Girls rule
 
  •  F-15 - Uppity women unite
 

Spirituality & Religion Bumperstickers

  • SR-1 - We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
 
  •  SR-2 - Spiritual people inspire me.  Religious people frighten me. 
 
  •  SR-3 - Last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake 
 
  •  SR-4 - When religion ruled the world they called it the Dark Ages 
 
  •  SR-5 - When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. 
 
  •  SR-6 - Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich - Napoleon 
 
  •  SR-7 - God protect me from your followers!
 
  •  SR-8 - God bless all nations
 
  •  SR-9 - Faith is a journey - not a guilt trip. 
 
  •  SR-10 - God is too big to fit into one religion 
 
  •  SR-11 - We can't cure the world of sorrows but we can choose to live in joy. - Joseph Campbell 
 
  •  SR-12 - Do small things with great love. - Mother Teresa
 
  •  SR-13 - Born OK the first time! 
 
  •  SR-14 - My karma ran over your dogma 
 
  •  SR-15 - Coexist
 
  • SR-16 - We are here to awaken from the illusion of our separateness. - Thich Nhat Hanh
 
  •  SR-17 - Follow your bliss. - Joseph Campbell 
 
  •  SR-18 - Begin Within
 
  •  SR-19 - Be good.  Don't be bad. (an Earth House original)
 
  •  SR-20 - Something Wonderful is about to Happen 
 
  •  SR-21 - Don't Postpone Joy
 
  •  SR-22 - Practice Random Kindness & Senseless Acts of Beauty 
 
  •  SR-23 - The End is near...Lighten Up! 
 
  •  SR-24 - In Goddess We Trust
 
  •  SR-25 - I Believe in Magic
 
  • SR-26 - Born Again Pagan 
  • SR-27 - Witches Heal
  • SR-28 - The Goddess is alive and Magic is afoot
  • SR-29 - Witches Parking (all others will be toad)
  • SR-30 - Blessed Be (sometimes this is in purple, sometimes it's in gold)
  • SR-31 - What Would Buddha Do?
  • SR-32 - Compassion is the radicalism of our time. - The Dalai Lama TEMP. OUT OF STOCK
  • SR-33 - If you want others to be happy, if you want to be happy, practice Compassion. - The Dalai Lama
  • SR-34 - Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries.  Without them humanity cannot survive. - The Dalai Lama
  • SR-35 - Not all who wander are lost
  • SR-36 - Live as thought you'll die tomorrow.  Dream as if you'll live forever.
  • SR-37 - Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton

Social & Political Bumperstickers

  • SP-1 - If the people lead, the leaders will follow
 
  • SP-2 - "I have a dream today!"  Martin Luther King, Jr.  "It's been a long time coming, but change has come to America!" Barack Obama 
 
  • SP-3 - Make Jobs Not War
 
  • SP-4 - It's not enough to change the players; we gotta change the game! - Barack Obama
 
  • SP-5 - A nation cannot prosper long when it only favors the prosperous. - Barack Obama 
 
  • SP-6 - It's just as patriotic to keep your country from dying as it is to die for your country. - William Sloane Coffin
 
  • SP-7 - There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why.  I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? - George Bernard Shaw 
 
  • SP-8 - Get involved...The world is run by those who show up 
 
  • SP-9 - You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. - Winston Churchill 
 
  • SP-10 - In order to insure the quality of your patriotism your conversation may be monitored 
 
  • SP-11 - We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow  
 
  • SP-12 - The most common way people give up their power is thinking they don't have any. - Alice Walker 
 
  • SP-13 - Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. - Howard Zinn 
 
  • SP-14 - Don't steal - The government hates competition 
 
  • SP-15 - In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act
 
  • SP-16 - Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha
 
  • SP-17 - As individual fingers we can easily be broken, but together we make a mighty fist. - Sitting Bull
 
  • SP-18 - Civil Liberties - Don't leave home without them
 
  • SP-19 - Create the world you want to see
 
  • SP-20 - If we don't protect freedom of speech, how will we know who the assholes are?
 
  • SP-21 - Politicians are like diapers - both should be changed and for the same reason
 
  • SP-22- The true revolutionary is guided by feelings of love. - Che Guevara
 
  • SP-23 - To err is human...but to really screw up it takes a politician
 
  • SP-24 - Wall Street is like a crime scene- without the yellow tape
 
  • SP-25 - Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
 
  • SP-26 - I think, therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh
 
  • SP-27 - When I go to sleep in my car it feels good knowing I helped save all those banks
 
  • SP-28 - Loyalty to the country always.  Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
 
  • SP-29 - Free Leonard Peltier
 
  • SP-30 - Indian Country
 
  • SP-31 - The Original Chiefs of Homeland Security: Defending freedom since 1492 (with b&w images of Black Elk, Chief Seattle, Tecumseh, Red Cloud, Sitting Bull, Wanduta, Geronimo, Medicine Crow, Curly Bear)
 
  • SP-32 - Free Tibet
 
  • SP-33 - Fair Trade Not "Free Trade"
 
  • SP-34 - We live off the Fruits of Immigrant Roots
 
  • SP-35 - No one is free when others are oppressed
 
  • SP-36 - Free Palestine
 
  • SP-37 - Tolerance - Believe in it.
 
  • SP-38 - Equal Rights
 
  • SP-39 - The biggest threat to marriage is the wedding of church and state.
 
  •  SP-40 - The best customer of American industry is the well-paid worker. - FDR 1936
 
  • SP-41 - The last time the rich had this much money was the start of the Great Depression
  • SP-42 - Obama '12

General Bumperstickers

  •  G-1 - A day without fairies is a day without sunshine
 
  •  G-2 - I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister!
 
  •  G-3 - Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas,  taking the dog - Dorothy 
 
  •  G-4 - Don't make me release the flying monkeys!
 
  •  G-5 - I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to
 
  •  G-6 - Why be normal?
 
  •  G-7 - Simplify
 
  •  G-8 - Don't put your dreams on hold
 
  •  G-9 - Your silence will not protect you - Audre Lorde
 
  •  G-10 - Breathe (this stickers costs $3.00)
 
  •  G-11 - Question reality
 
  •  G-12 - Think good thoughts
 
  •  G-13 - Lottery: a tax on people who can't do math
 
  •  G-14 - Without love in a dream it will never come true
 
  •  G-15 - Nothin left to do...but smile, smile smile
 
  •  G-16 - Give bees a chance
 
  •  G-17 - I'm too old for this shit.
 
  •  G-18 - Visualize whirled peas
 
  •  G-19 - Never deprive someone of hope - It might be all they have
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  •  G-20 - The best things in life aren't things TEMP. OUT OF STOCK
 
  •  G-21 - Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
 
  •  G-22 - I'm not on your vacation.
 
  •  G-23 - I don't need a higher power.  I have a cat.
 
  •  G-24 - Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
 
  •  G-25 - Lord, help me to be the person my cat thinks I am.
 
  • G-26 - What would Scoody-Doo?

 

 

 

 

 

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