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How to Order Bumperstickers:

Email

Email your bumpersticker order to earthhouse@earthlink.net with 'order' in subject line and include the following info:

item number and quantity of each bumpersticker (you may want to include a few second choices in case some are out of stock)
desired shipping option (see chart below)
your full name
complete mailing address
phone number
email
type of credit card, credit card number and expiration date

We will email you with an order confirmation or questions.

Call

Call us directly (Monday - Saturday 10am to 6pm EST or Sunday 12pm to 5pm EST) at 508-240-0257 with the above information ready.

Minimum total bumpersticker order: 3

Bumpersticker shipping
3-5	$2.00	folded
3-10	$3.00	flat (not folded)
any qty	$5.25	Priority (3-4 business days) & flat (includes Delivery Confirmation)

Our infamous bumpersticker wall!

Education Bumperstickers

ED-1 - Fight prime time...Read a book
ED-2 - Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens - Jimi Hendrix
ED-3 - Ignorance is the most dangerous thing in society
ED-4 - Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein (with image)
ED-5 - It'll be a great day when the schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber
ED-6 - The arts are not a luxury (with image)
ED-7 - Honor Teachers
ED-8 - Teach your children well
ED-9 - We're not going to have real security until we invest in our children - Paul Wellstone
ED-10 - We got so much intelligence we can't afford education (in small letters across bottom "CIA Budget: $34 Billion a year and rising. Good enemies don't come cheap.")

Environment Bumperstickers

EN-1 - Man did not weave the web of life. He is merely a strand in it. What he does to it he does to himself. - Chief Seattle (with image)
EN-2 - Plants & animals disappear to make room for your fat ass
EN-3 - Earth (in die-cut oval shape)
EN-4 - Treehugger
EN-5 - Treehugging Dirt Worshiper
EN-6 - With all beings and all things we shall be as relatives. - Sioux Indians
EN-7 - Humans aren't the only species on Earth - We just act like it
EN-8 - Teach respect for the Earth and all living creatures
EN-9 - Consume less Share more
EN-10 - Keep your butt in your car. The Earth is not your ashtray (with picture of a cigarette)
EN-11 - The Earth does not belong to us. We belong to the Earth. - Chief Seattle (with image)
EN-12 - Love your mother (with image of Earth)
EN-13 - Take nothing but pictures Leave nothing but footprints (image of trees and footprints)
EN-14 - Live simply that others may simply live
EN-15 - Reduce-Reuse-Recycle-Restore
EN-16 - Darwin fish (fish with feet)
EN-17 - Go vegetarian
EN-18 - Good planets are hard to find (with image of Earth)
EN-19 - Be kind to animals - Don't eat them
EN-20 - I don't eat anything with a face
EN-21 - People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
EN-22 - Biofuel - Made in the U.S.A.
EN-23 - Think Globally - Act Locally

Peace Bumperstickers

P-1 - You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake
P-2 - Teach peace
P-3 - Give peace a chance
P-4 - War is not the answer
P-5 - Join the army; travel to exotic, distant lands; meet interesting people and kill them
P-6 - Visualize world peace
P-7 - Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved through understanding - Albert Einstein (with image)
P-8 - Imagine all the people living life in peace (with image of John Lennon)
P-9 - Peace through music
P-10 - You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one - John Lennon (with image)
P-11 - What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?
P-12 - Peace sign (4 1/2" square)
P-13 - Arms are for hugging
P-14 - There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people
P-15 - No justice, no peace. Know justice, know peace.
P-16 - Wars are poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows (with image of Martin Luther King, Jr.)
P-17 - An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind (with image of Gandhi)
P-18 - We must be the change we wish to see in the world (with image of Gandhi)
P-19 - There's no way to peace Peace is the way.
P-20 - When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

Choice/Families Bumperstickers

CF-1 - Keep your laws off my body
CF-2 - Drive carefully: 90% of all people are caused by accidents
CF-3 - Love is all it takes to make a family ('v' in 'love' is pink triangle)
CF-4 - Choice
CF-5 - If you can't trust me with a choice how can you trust me with a child?
CF-6 - Against abortion? Then don't have one!
CF-7 - Hatred is not a family value
CF-8 - Men who change diapers change the world
CF-9 - Praise the children and they will blossom - Irish proverb
CF-10 - 100 years after you die it won't matter what car you drove or what house you lived in but it will matter how you raised your kids
CF-11 - 6 billion miracles is enough (with image of stork)

Feminist Bumperstickers

F-1 - Some women are born leaders. You're following one
F-2 - They are not hot flashes...They're power surges
F-3 -Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
F-4 - Real women drive trucks
F-5 - Thelma & Louise live!
F-6 - Wild women don't get the blues
F-7 - Well-behaved women rarely make history
F-8 - Eve was framed
F-9 - Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only backwards and in high heels
F-10 - A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
F-11 - Feminism is the radical notion that women are people
F-12 - Change how you see, not how you look (with voluptuous line drawing)

Spiritual/Religious Bumperstickers

SR-1 - Religion is a crutch for people who can't think for themselves
SR-2 - Blessed be
SR-3 - God is too big to fit inside one religion
SR-4 - Magic happens
SR-5 - We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
SR-6 - I believe in magic (with stars)
SR-7 - My karma ran over your dogma
SR-8 - Last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at at the stake
SR-9 - Freedom of religion means any religion
SR-10 - Curb your God - Fundamentalists: Ugly in any color
SR-11 - God protect me from your followers
SR-11 - If going to church makes you a Christian does going to the garage make you a car?
SR-12 - Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich - Napoleon
SR-13 - Born again Pagan
SR-14 - God is coming and is she pissed
SR-15 - Born OK the first time
SR-16 - Goddess Bless
SR-17 - God bless the freaks
SR-18 - Grace Happens
SR-19 - Witches Parking (all others will be toad)
SR-20 - When religion ruled the world they called it the Dark Ages

Social/Political Bumperstickers

SP-1 - Free Tibet
SP-2 - A patriot must be ready to defend his country against his government - Edward Abbey
SP-3 - Imagine a functional government
SP-4 - Subvert the dominant paradigm
SP-5 - Civil liberties - Don't leave home without them
SP-6 - Get corporations off welfare
SP-7 - I think, therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh
SP-8 - War is terrorism with a bigger budget
SP-9 - An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind - Gandhi
SP-10 - Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
SP-11 - Has anyone seen my constitutional rights?
SP-12 - Fight racism
SP-13 - Respect knows no color
SP-14 - Keep the dream alive (with image of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.)
SP-15 - Equal rights are not special rights
SP-16 - Free Leonard Peltier (with image)
SP-17 - Homophobia is a social disease
SP-18 - Celebrate Diversity (over rainbow)
SP-19 - If you're not outraged you're not paying attention
SP-20 - No one is free when others are oppressed
SP-21 - Lobotomies for Republicans - it's the law!
SP-22 - Friends don't let friends vote Republican
SP-23 - Those who ignore history are condemned to repeat it
SP-24 - Sure you can trust the government. Just ask an Indian
SP-25 - Terrorism is a symptom, not the disease
SP-26 - Question Authority
SP-27 - W with red slash through it (oval)
SP-28 - Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
SP-29 - The emperor has no brains (image of Bush pointing at his head)
SP-30 - More trees, Less Bush (image of trees)
SP-31 - Bush lied people died
SP-32 - Who needs Social Security when we've got homeless shelters and food shelves?
SP-33 - Trillion dollar wars - who needs healthcare?
SP-34 - Buck Fush
SP-35 - What would Gandhi do?
SP-36 - One nation under surveillance (with pic of surveillance cameras)
SP-37 - The Original Chiefs of Homeland Security: Defending freedom since 1492 (with b&w images of Black Elk, Chief Seattle, Tecumseh, Red Cloud, Sitting Bull, Wanduta, Geronimo, Medicine Crow, Curly Bear)
SP-38 - Frodo failed - Bush has the Ring (oval)
SP-39 - I never thouht I'd miss Nixon (oval)
SP-40 - Impeach Bush
SP-41 - 01.20.09 Bush's Last Day

General Bumperstickers

G-1 - A day without fairies is a day without sunshine
G-2 - I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister!
G-3 - Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog - Dorothy
G-4 - Don't make me release the flying monkeys!
G-5 - I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to
G-6 - Why be normal?
G-7 - Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes - Maggie Kuhn
G-8 - Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds - Bob Marley (with image)
G-9 - Your silence will not protect you - Audre Lorde
G-10 - Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open
G-11 - Question reality
G-12 - Think good thoughts
G-13 - Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most
G-14 - Without love in a dream it will never come true (with heart)
G-15 - Nothin' left to do...but smile, smile, smile
G-16 - Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much - Helen Keller
G-17 - When you invite people to think you are inviting revolution - Ivone Gebara
G-18 - Visualize whirled peas
G-19 - Never deprive someone of hope - It may be all they have
G-20 - The best things in life aren't things
G-21 - Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
G-22 - Not all who wander are lost
G-23 - Shut your mouth. Open your mind.
G-24 - If we don't change directions, we'll end up where we're going (with squiggly arrow pointing downwards)
G-25 - Where have all the hippies gone? (with flowers)
G-26 - What would Scooby-Doo?
G-27 - We can't cure the world of sorrows but we can choose to live in joy - Joseph Campbell
G-28 - I'm marching to a different accordion

To place an order, call us during business hours at (508) 240-0257 or email us at earthhouse@earthlink.net. We accept MasterCard, Visa & Discover Card. When you're in Orleans, be sure & stop by our store - there's nothing like the first-hand experience. If there's something you don't see, just ask!

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