$1.95 each

How to Order Bumperstickers:

Email

Email your bumpersticker order to earthhouse@earthlink.net with 'order' in subject line and include the following info:

• item number and quantity of each bumpersticker (you may want to include a few second choices in case some are out of stock)
• desired shipping option (see chart below)
• your full name
• complete mailing address
• phone number
• email
• type of credit card, credit card number and expiration date

We will email you with an order confirmation or questions.

Call

Call us directly (Monday - Saturday 10am to 6pm EST or Sunday 12pm to 5pm EST) at 508-240-0257 with the above information ready.

Minimum total bumpersticker order: 3

Sticker Shipping Options:

3-5 stickers	$2.00	First Class Mail - shipped folded
3-10 stickers	$3.00	First Class Mail - shipped flat
any quantity	$4.85	Priority Mail with Delivery Confirmation - flat not folded

(Actual color and style of the sticker available may vary from the image shown.)

Education Bumperstickers

ED-1 - Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix
ED-2 - It'll be a great day when the schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber
ED-3 - Honor Teachers
ED-4 - Teach your children well
ED-5 - Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
ED-6- It's easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
ED-7 - Send our kids to college not Iraq!
ED-8 - After we rebuild Iraq can we rebuild our schools?
ED-9 - Fight prime time...Read a book
ED-10 - Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.  None but ourselves can free our minds. - Bob Marley
ED-11 - Speak your mind even if your voice shakes. - Maggie Kuhn
ED-12 - We're not going to have real security until we invest in our children - Paul Wellstone
ED-13 - We got so much intelligence we can't afford education (in small letters across bottom "CIA Budget: $34 Billion a year and rising.  Good enemies don't come cheap.")
ED-14- Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.- Albert Einstein
ED-15 - Look closely at the present you are constructing: it should look like the future you are dreaming. - Alice Walker
ED-16 - The more you know the less you need - Aborigine saying
ED-17 - Minds are like parachutes...They only function when open!
ED-18 - The best way to predict the future is to help create it.

Environment Bumperstickers

EN-1 - Man did not weave the web of life. He is merely a strand in it. What he does to it he does to himself. - Chief Seattle
EN-2 - Plants & animals disappear to make room for your fat ass
EN-3 - Earth (in die-cut oval shape)
EN-4 - Treehugger  TEMP. OUT OF STOCK
EN-5 - Global Warming - Do You Believe Yet?
EN-6 - Protect our future by recycling today
EN-7 - Humans aren't the only species on Earth - We just act like it
EN-8 - Teach respect for the Earth and all living creatures
EN-9 - Consume less Share more
EN-10 - Keep your butt in your car. The Earth is not your ashtray
EN-11 - The Earth does not belong to us. We belong to the Earth. - Chief Seattle
EN-12 - Love our mother
EN-13 - Take nothing but pictures Leave nothing but footprints
EN-14 - Live simply that others may simply live
EN-15 - Reduce-Reuse-Recycle-Restore
EN-16 - Darwin evolving fish
EN-17 - Go vegetarian
EN-18 - If people insist on living as if there's no tomorrow, there really won't be one. - Kurt Vonnegut
EN-19 - Be kind to animals - Don't eat them
EN-20 -  Go vegan
EN-21 - People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
EN-22 - In every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations. - Great Law of the Iroquois Confederacy
EN-23 - Think Globally - Act Locally
EN-24 - We could have saved the Earth, but we were too damned cheap. - Kurt Vonnegut
EN-25 - Support Local Organic Farmers
EN-26 - Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Respect

Peace Bumperstickers

P-1 - You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake
P-2 - Trillion Dollar Wars - Who needs healthcare?
P-3 - Blessed are the Peacemakers
P-4 - Iraq/n
P-5 - Join the army: Travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual  people and kill them.
P-6 - The pioneers of a warless world are the youth who refuse military service. - Albert Einstein
P-7 - You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein
P-8 - Imagine all the people living life in peace
P-9 - Support Our Troops - Bring Them Home Now
P-10 - You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one - John Lennon
P-11 - Coexist
P-12 - Peace sign (4 1/2" square)
P-13 - I'm Anti-War and I vote!
P-14 - There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people. - Howard Zinn
P-15 - No justice, no peace. Know justice, know peace.
P-16 - End the Cycle of Violence - War Will Not Create Peace & Security
P-17 - Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
P-18 - The true revolutionary is guided by feelings of love. - Che Guevara
P-19 - We can't bomb our way to peace or shoot our way to justice
P-20 - Make Jobs Not War
P-21 - When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
P-22 - We need a Department of Peace

Health Care/ Reproductive Rights/ Families Bumperstickers

HC-1 - Hatred is not a family value
HC-2 - Every mother is a working woman
HC-3 - Praise the children and they will blossom
HC-4 -	image coming soon
HC-5 - Men who change diapers change the world
HC-6 - Love is all it takes to make a family ('v' in 'love' is pink triangle)
HC-7 - Affordable health care for everyone - Single payer health care
HC-8 - Gay marriage doesn't scare me - No healthcare does!
HC-9 - Trillion dollar wars - Who needs healthcare?
HC-10 - I'm sick of living without national health insurance!
HC-11 - Who needs Social Security when we've got homeless shelters and food shelves?
HC-12 - Healthcare for people - not for profit
HC-13 - Let's cure AIDS
HC-14 - Keep your laws off my body
HC-15 - Motherhood by choice not chance
HC-16 - Choice
HC-17 - Against abortion?  Don't have one!
HC-18 - If you can't trust me with a choice how can you trust me with a child?
HC-19 - 6 billion miracles are enough
HC-20 - Condoms are easier to change than diapers!

 

Feminist Bumperstickers

F-1 - God created Adam, saw his mistake & created Eve
F-2 - They are not hot flashes...They're power surges
F-3 -Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
F-4 - Real women drive trucks
F-5 - Thelma & Louise live!  TEMP. OUT OF STOCK
F-6 - Wild women don't get the blues
F-7 - Well-behaved women seldom make history - Laura Thatcher Ulrich
F-8 - Eve was framed
F-9 - Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only backwards and in high heels
F-10 - A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
F-11 -  Towanda!
F-12 - Change how you see, not how you look
F-13 - Adam was a rough draft
F-14 - Girls rule
F-15 - Uppity women unite

Spirituality & Religion Bumperstickers

SR-1 - We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.
SR-2 - Spiritual people inspire me.  Religious people frighten me.
SR-3 - Last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake
SR-4 - When religion ruled the world they called it the Dark Ages
SR-5 - When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.
SR-6 - Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich - Napoleon
SR-7 - God protect me from your followers!
SR-8 - God bless all nations
SR-9 - Faith is a journey - not a guilt trip.
SR-10 - God is too big to fit into one religion
SR-11 - We can't cure the world of sorrows but we can choose to live in joy. - Joseph Campbell
SR-12 - Believe in Yourself
SR-13 - Born OK the first time!
SR-14 - My karma ran over your dogma
SR-15 - Coexist
SR-16 - We are here to awaken from the illusion of our separateness. - Thich Nhat Hanh
SR-17 - Follow your bliss. - Joseph Campbell
SR-18 - Begin Within
SR-19 - Be good.  Don't be bad. (an Earth House original)
SR-20 - Something Wonderful is about to Happen
SR-21 - Don't Postpone Joy
SR-22 - Practice Random Kindness & Senseless Acts of Beauty
SR-23 - The End is near...Lighten Up!
SR-24 - In Goddess We Trust
SR-25 - I Believe in Magic
SR-26 - Born Again Pagan
SR-27 - Witches Heal
SR-28 - The Goddess is alive and Magic is afoot
SR-29 - Witches Parking (all others will be toad)
SR-30 - Blessed Be
SR-31 - What Would Buddha Do?
SR-32 - Compassion is the radicalism of our time. - The Dalai Lama
SR-33 - If you want others to be happy, if you want to be happy, practice Compassion. - The Dalai Lama
SR-34 - Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries.  Without them humanity cannot survive. - The Dalai Lama
SR-35 - Not all who wander are lost

Social & Political Bumperstickers

SP-1 - Obama (peace sign for an 'o')
SP-2 - "I have a dream today!"  Martin Luther King, Jr.  "It's been a long time coming, but change has come to America!" Barack Obama
SP-3 - We are the change we have been waiting for - President Barack Obama, Jan. 20, 2009
SP-4 - It's not enough to change the players; we gotta change the game! - Barack Obama
SP-5 - A nation cannot prosper long when it only favors the prosperous. - Barack Obama
SP-6 - It's just as patriotic to keep your country from dying as it is to die for your country. - William Sloane Coffin
SP-7 - There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why.  I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? - George Bernard Shaw
SP-8 - Get involved...The world is run by those who show up
SP-9 - You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. - Winston Churchill
SP-10 - In order to insure the quality of your patriotism your conversation may be monitored
SP-11 - We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow
SP-12 - The most common way people give up their power is thinking they don't have any. - Alice Walker
SP-13 - Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. - Howard Zinn
SP-14 - Don't steal - The government hates competition
SP-15 - In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act
SP-16 - Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha
SP-17 - You measure a democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists. - Abbie Hoffman
SP-18 - Civil Liberties - Don't leave home without them
SP-19 - No, you can't have my rights.  I'm still using them.
SP-20 - If we don't protect freedom of speech, how will we know who the assholes are?
SP-21 - Politicians are like diapers - both should be changed and for the same reason
SP-22- There they go!  I must hurry after them, for I am their leader
SP-23 - To err is human...but to really screw up it takes a politician
SP-24 - Lobotomies for Republicans - It's the law!
SP-25 - Friends don't let friends vote Republican.
SP-26 - I think, therefore I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh
SP-27 - When I go to sleep in my car it feels good knowing I helped save all those banks
SP-28 - You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington
SP-29 - Free Leonard Peltier
SP-30 - Indian Country
SP-31 - The Original Chiefs of Homeland Security: Defending freedom since 1492 (with b&w images of Black Elk, Chief Seattle, Tecumseh, Red Cloud, Sitting Bull, Wanduta, Geronimo, Medicine Crow, Curly Bear)
SP-32 - Free Tibet
SP-33 - Fair Trade Not "Free Trade"
SP-34 - We live off the Fruits of Immigrant Roots
SP-35 - No one is free when others are oppressed
SP-36 - Free Palestine
SP-37 - Tolerance - Believe in it.
SP-38 - Equal Rights
SP-39 - The biggest threat to marriage is the wedding of church and state.

General Bumperstickers

G-1 - A day without fairies is a day without sunshine
G-2 - I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister!
G-3 - Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas,  taking the dog - Dorothy
G-4 - Don't make me release the flying monkeys!
G-5 - I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to
G-6 - Why be normal?
G-7 - Simplify
G-8 - Don't put your dreams on hold
G-9 - Your silence will not protect you - Audre Lorde
G-10 - Breathe (this stickers costs $3.00)
G-11 - Question reality
G-12 - Think good thoughts
G-13 - Lottery: a tax on people who can't do math
G-14 - Without love in a dream it will never come true
G-15 - Nothin left to do...but smile, smile smile
G-16 - Give bees a chance
G-17 -	image coming soon
G-18 - Visualize whirled peas
G-19 - Never deprive someone of hope - It might be all they have	image coming soon
G-20 - The best things in life aren't things
G-21 - Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
G-22 -	image coming soon
G-23 -	image coming soon
G-24 - Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.
G-25 - Lord, help me to be the person my cat thinks I am.
G-26 - What would Scoody-Doo?

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